Jay Kersel

I recently rediscovered the profile and images of this very old homestuck oc while going through my old computer!  I never posted him online, so for a while I thought he was lost. Incredibly, I still like him and think he deserves a spot on my toyhouse.

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==> Be the bad boy.

Your name is Jay Kersel, and you want to be kind of a badass.  Unfortunately, you're not, and this doesn't take long for most people to figure out, because you are completely clueless as how to come off as one.  It doesn't stop you from trying though!  You're interests including skateboarding (and praying that you don't fall), um, and…  Oh who are you kidding, you really don't have any other interests that could possibly contribute to the image you are trying to make of yourself.  You are totally obsessed with comic books, specifically ones about superheroes.  You stash them under your bed, in your closet, and anywhere else where they are not totally visible but still perfectly safe.  You sometimes wish you could freely express your love for them, but that's not going to happen.  Bad boys like you don't dream about superpowered muscly people in tights.

You would get straight A's in school, if you didn't make an effort not to.  You're not some nerd, after all!  Never the less, you've never managed to get below a B, which you guess is good, er, bad, enough.

You crave attention and social interaction, which you don't get very much of.  Your parents are away a lot, and they really don't care much about what you do or don't do.  You took this as an opportunity to dye your hair and pierce your ear.  It looks really cool, and you didn't even cry or anything when getting your ear pierced.  No really.

You will soon be in SBURB session Sigma, your land is The Land of Movement and Storms, and your title is the Thief of Speed.  When you fall asleep, you will awake on Prospit.  Your strife specibus is boomerangkind.  You are very good at throwing a boomerang for no obvious reason.  Your fetch modus is Key Modus.  When you captulogue something, a key appears somewhere nearby for you to find.  If you find it, presuming you don't lose it, then you can use it to access the item.  Kind of inconvenient, but honestly when is a sylladex convenient?  

Your chumhandle is delusoryRebel and youR typinG stylE iS A biT backwardS.

SHORTENED PROFILE:

Name:  Jay Kersel

Age: 15

Fetch modus: Key

Strife Specibus: Boomerangkind

Title:  Theif of Speed

Land: Land of Movement and Storms

Sgrub Session: Sigma

Dreamself:  Prospit

Text:  Bright yellow

Likes:  Comic books, superheros, skateboarding, attention, appearing cool or bad

Dislikes:  Being seen as nerdy, being ignored or feeling left out 

Chumhandle:  delusoryRebel

Quirk:  Caps the last letter of every word, with no other caps or punctuation.