Sandra Dulaine

AGE: 35
GENDER: female
SEXUALITY: she’s down for whatever 

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English 

OCCUPATION: hardware/home and garden store manager 

BIO: She's that chill single lady down the street who always buys Girl Scout cookies and school magazine subscriptions, shows up to the neighborhood potluck with killer seven-layer dip, and also kills time by killing. She likes to target criminals, bring them to her DIY soundproofed murder basement, and chat them up about their exploits. She inscribes her victims with which of the seven deadly sins they’ve violated before killing them and dumping the body. It’s not that she’s religious or anything, she’s not trying to make a stand or send a message — she’s just seen enough Criminal Minds to know every killer’s gotta have a gimmick. Hers came from a Brad Pitt movie, but she still thinks it's pretty cool. It's a hobby, just like her gardening.

PERSONALITY: Laid back, amiable, blunt. She’s gregarious and assured, but almost disconnected. There’s a sort of removed mania to her when she works. With the consistent chilled-out grin, it can be difficult to tell where her head is. Sandy’s a friendly conversationalist, but not a smooth one. She tends to jump from topic to topic with no apparent connection. She can be off-putting, but doesn’t mean to be. She’d like to be your friend, but isn’t going to stress about it too hard. Strangely easygoing. 

She’s extremely handy and can help you build a gazebo, choose the right fertilizer for your garden, or find the tools and chemicals you’ve already got laying around the house to get rid of a body. She’s also into cooking and Pinterest projects. 

APPEARANCE: Wild dirty blonde hair down past her pointed chin and calm, heavy-lidded brown eyes. Peachy skin and thin, upturned lips. Somewhat raspy voice and tends to ramble. Make way too much eye contact. Solidly built and covered in calluses and scrapes. 5’7, but tends to slouch. She almost always appears relaxed and at ease, even when the situation seems like it should demand otherwise. 

OTHER NOTABLE FEATURES: The girl loves overalls and bandanas and work boots. She dresses comfy. Doesn’t wear makeup or paint her nails, and rarely wears jewelry. Likes fun headbands. 

LIKES: scented candles, cookies, Chopped, roller coasters, working on her garden
DISLIKES: quiet people, dressing up, classrooms, dense, dry books 

FUN FACT: Big fan of pecan sandies and coffee.