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Ever since I was a young homoculus, my dream in life was to become a horse.
I would never make a sona... which is exactly what I told myself before making one. But y'know, people change, and I had a change of heart for the better of this world (I didn't even feel like biting the jogging lady that blocks the sidewalk every day). I am so full of positivity now. How fantastic!!!
I've always had a penchant for my ecstatic equine friends! So much so, that I've decided to finally become one (what a dream come true). But then, I discovered dinosaurs, and oh man, the horses got very jealous. Who could have thought that my love for both would have tried to tear me apart! Well, that was until I came up with a neat compromise and decided to do both--genius, I know. But, what I am really trying to say is that--
Oh? Sorry, I need to pick this up. Yes, hello? Yes, my apologies. No, don't worry. You're not interrupting. I was only in the middle of my very important and moving life story that I was telling to the audience. Oh, what? Seriously? What do you mean, we're "rapidly approaching the character limit?" C'mon, again? What a bunch of--okay, okay sorry. I'll just try to wrap things up. Don't use fancy words? Oh, please, what do you take me for? A stuck-up, nose-picking, persnickety 12-year-old who just discovered what a thesaurus is? How vexing, absurd, nonsensical, and completely ludicrous that is! Do you even hear yourself? Okay, yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll wrap it up. Stop breathing down my neck about it. You know how sensitive my neck hair is. Fine! Okay! Jeez, I'll stop.
Ahem. Yeah, uh. So. Like. Sorry. About that. We're still on live, right?
Right, so. Uhm. This is still on, yeah?
Okay, well, what I meant to say was that, well, this is me! I think. Yeah? Last time I checked, right. Isn't that cool? Right guys?
Yeah.
Well, uhm. Story of my life, guys, ammirite? Haha, yeah?
Right gu--
Ahah, got you there.
... Is your screen reader picking all of this up? Ah. Sorry. I'll stop now.
