Nathan

Nathan is lean mean crying machine who drinks good beer and tells bad lies. Although neglected pretty much the entirety of his life, this Science major took after his mother with her harsh attitude, although his is lined with a saltier taste. He drinks (learned from his mother), speaks his mind (learned from his mother), and sometimes cries himself to sleep (because of his mother). Despite all that, this young buck is determined to survive university, and maybe save his mother from herself.

He often confides with his mother's coworker, Desmond, thinking that perhaps he was the father figure he never had (I mean, who else had to tell him that it was normal to have a stiff pp in the morning? The ghost of his dad?). Often telling his mother _{really bad} lies _{which for some reason she believes} to come visit the doctor and maybe have a little chat.

At this point in his life, he's determined to make sure his mother doesn't accidentally kill herself, or drink herself to death, or not get any sort of sunlight, or starve herself....