Negi

Meet Negi, the Botanical Volcanologist! He's a teppanyaki chef who loves showing off his skills to anyone he meets. The show he puts on stimulates all 5 senses, and he makes sure that every ingredient has its own time in the proverbial spotlight. He is currently being sued for copyright infringement for his newest performance, titled "Veggietales in Hell," where he gives a full theatrical presentation (complete with a full soundtrack sung entirely by himself) about the characters from Veggietales who realize all too tragically that the Calvinist interpretation of God was correct and that they were not, in fact, God's elect. Most customers do not like this performance because they feel bad about eating the vegetables in the end, but Negi revels in their disgust.