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He might have a chip on his shoulder because he shares his name with a much more prominent holiday legend, but Cupid never pulls his weight. Always last to line up for sleigh drills, Cupid is an angry drunk that routinely harasses the elves. It’s rumored that Santa claimed he’d have better luck with an Uber driver navigating his sleigh rather than Cupid, who has a reputation for being messy and trampling satellite dishes.
