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"Not this again."

A pirate ship was spotted at eight o'clock, 3 miles away. He knew this pattern – the pirates were planning to ram straight into the battleship, seize the transport ship and take the goods for themselves. This happened thrice before, and for all those times, they were defeated and had their ships sunk. Why won't they learn?

"Captain!" shouted a crewmate. The golem took a long, deep breath, and sighed. The sea was calm, and there was little wind. Seems like this will be a smooth battle. For him, anyway.

"I'll take them on. Toppling it over should do the trick."

"Wh- .. Take care, sir."

The golem nodded and dived straight into the sea. He smirked, slightly joyful at the opportunity to 'work out'.