Hans

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• Assassin Bot, decommissioned
• Pirate chef?

Hans was built to infiltrate opposing forces and assassinate their leaders during the middle of battles. Though when the new peace treaties were signed, his model was considered too dangerous for legal use, and thus marked for decommissioning and destruction. Due to low funds and pure greed, instead of doing a proper job, they simply dumped all the bots on a junk planet and left them for dead.

Hans was started up again when Allaquartz found him. Somewhere along the line he managed to gain some love for cooking, though he cannot figure out where that happened. Part of the reason though is he used to run on citric acid, due to the high number of trees where he was initially supposed to fight. Out of being amused and enjoying the history joke, Allaquartz suggested they become pirates.

Hans loves cooking more than anything, enjoying when others taste what he’s created. Despite that, he is a robot and has no mouth nor taste receptors. He goes onto ships with his lover, traps all those on board in a room, cooks them an amazing meal, and then leaves, only taking any citrus they have on board as price. He’s falling apart though and basically lives from job to job, sometimes running out of power. Nobody knows how Allaquartz gets him supplies when he’s asleep.