Max (detailed profile)

If this dumb bitch had a dollar for everytime she was sarcastic, she’d probably be a millionaire by now. She’s ridiculously snarky and sarcastic to the point where she has people asking if she craves death or wants to be punched in the face (which is a yes to both questions). Even though she’s a dumb asshole, she really would rather have everyone ignore the fact she’s pretty doubtful and cares about most stuff, like a lot.

Max generally wants to be left to do things at her own pace with little to no pressure. If pressure begins to rise, she’ll generally respond in her trademark stubbornness and become increasingly snarky and anxious. She tries to act chill, but she can be pretty high-strung and stubborn—she cares about how others view her and wants to feel included more than she lets on and she’s easily annoyed by people which is often expressed in either sarcastic and derisive remarks or humor. She loves being a dramatic bitch, but mostly for humorous exaggeration. She could also be an Olympic gold medalist at holding grudges.

Max wants others to see her as a self-assured bad bitch, but she is most assuredly not one. She's a feral rat bastard clown. She has a hard time expressing with talking through issues and being open about her emotions, but she’s really good at funneling her anger into making fun of her problems. She has a good sense of humor and generally deflects with humor to ensure people are laughing with her rather than at her. But, as soon as someone starts peeling back her humor and notices her insecurities, she’ll quickly become defensive.

She really wants others to trust her despite her lack of trust in others. Due to her negative mindset, she generally assumes the worst-case scenarios in a lot of instances and may have issues with trusting others, but she makes it a point in her life to keep track of her commitments and be authentic to have others trust her. You can bet your ass if she forgets to return something she borrowed, she’ll be nervously imagining how she’s probably gonna be later obliterated for forgetting her promise and how she’s a horrible being.

They may be somewhat oblivious to certain social conventions, but really observant of their environment and generally notice things before anyone else. They’re the person who would notice someone fishy is standing at the corner or how fuckin tall the Drop Zone is and fuck no, they are not stepping foot on that thing. They’re fairly independent and content doing their own thing a lot of the time. Although their stubbornness may make them come off as a jackass, they have strong-willed convictions—they know what they think and will stand by it. They generally seem like an angry edgelord (which isn’t wrong…) but they’re very soft. Like hilariously soft at times; they’ll go from edgy bastard to excited puppy in less than five seconds when they’re talking about something they’re enthusiastic about.

Although she may openly tease her friends, she deeply cares for them and will always be willing to offer them support when needed. She’s not big on expressing her care in a verbal manner (besides teasing), but she will generally show her appreciation for others by doing things for them. She’s reliable for offering the straight truth and if they’re too scared to fight for themselves, she’s not afraid to get dirty on their behalf.

• is literally the only one to always unironically say "yo"