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Name: PAISAN (Paisan Vibora)
Gender: Trans man (he/him)
Age: 22
Birthdate: May 19th (Taurus)
Height: 186cm (6'1)
Race: Latino (Uruguayan/Argentinian)
Species: Snakeperson (Smooth green snake)
Demeanor: happy-go-lucky, emotional, oblivious
Likes: Sleeping, singing, eating a lot, cute men, kissing cute men, cuddling cute men, hugging cute men, snuggling with cute men, Daichi (cute man)
Dislikes: Crying, stomachaches, rejection
Personality:
PAISAN is a snakeboy, his species being a smooth green snake (Opheodrys vernalis). He's an airhead with a gluttonous appetite who will eat pretty much anything. PAISAN is very affectionate, friendly and entirely non-threatening, despite his height and his sharp fangs. He's sensitive and cries very easily, although it's nearly impossible to get him angry. He wears his heart on his sleeve and shows affection through physical touch to friends and his boyfriend alike.
His obliviousness often gets the better of him in social situations, as he has little understanding of the effects his actions have on other people. Singing is his favourite hobby. He has a vast palate of strange foods he enjoys, his favourite snack being whole rats, but he doesn't mind just going for pizza and junk food.
Backstory:
PAISAN's family is made up of snakepeople. He was born and raised in Uruguay, but moved to America at a young age. He has two siblings named KOBURA and CORAL, a king cobra and a coral snake. Unlike the rest of his family, he is a non-venomous species of snake; additionally, despite being tall as far as human standards go, he is short for a snakeperson.
- He doesn't appear to have much muscle, however he is deceptively strong and is capable of crushing anything if he so wishes.
- He has a very high metabolism, so even though he eats a lot of junk he's still fairly skinny.
- He has a slight Spanish (Rioplatense) accent when speaking/singing in Japanese.
- He will eat literally anything. That doesn't mean he'll enjoy eating it, but he won't turn his nose to anything.
- His tail is 122cm, or 4 feet long. His fangs are 1 inch, or 3cm long each.
- His signature item is a little green snake with a yellow underbelly and a long tongue.
- His pupils are diamond-shaped. The reason is unknown.
Relationships:
Akiyama Daichi:
Daichi is PAISAN's boyfriend. PAISAN is very physically affectionate with Daichi, regularly hugging and petting him, his tail wiggling about excitedly whenever Daichi is around, even occasionally licking his face with his weird snake tongue. They were just roommates at first, with Daichi frequently being annoyed by PAISAN's voraciousness and his airheaded demeanour, but as time went on he slowly warmed up to PAISAN's snakey cuddliness and they grew ever closer.
Asmodeo Soberbia:
PAISAN thinks Asmodeo is a funny little man, being largely oblivious to Asmodeo' occasional fear of touching him. Asmodeo feels weirdly drawn towards PAISAN, despite his phobia of coming into physical contact with creepy crawlies such as reptiles, but he tries his best to not freak out whenever PAISAN's tail touches him. They have an incredibly strange relationship...
