victim to an incredibly restraining white cat kemonomimi [male], from an internet virus [to be designed]. this guy... he just wants to have a girlfriend, okay? why does it have to be so hard to get one? or overall interact with people? just let him have some friends! and a girlfriend!!! what? it's because he doesn't talk? man... this shouldn't be the problem now, look at this guy. he looks friendly, right? what do you mean he... oh right, he does have a really awful resting bitch face. but who cares!!! he's a good guy, just give him a chance, please... he just wants a girlfriend. can he watch porn at least? no? please... let the guy have some fun in life... oh. okay. then it's all fine if it's mizra? i see. i see where you're coming from, okay... let them happen.

misha: i'm not gay!1!!1!

virus: okay, let's take a look at your search history...

misha: *sweats*

virus: ...what does it mean if i like boys, am i gay, am i gay quiz, men, men hot, gay porn-

misha: OKAY so maybe i like guys...