Bucket's Links
"Lighten up, loser virgin"
(Oliver's Friend)
"Bucket...“Uncle” Bucket. Right, well, I have quite a few problems with him. Just a few."
(Bucket's Friend)
"He's a nice lil' kid, for sure. A little bit dumber than he should be for his age, but hey, we all learn at different speeds."
(Eggplant's Bad Influence)
Eggplant loves his Uncle Bucket, even if he sometimes says weird things that his papa doesn't like him to repeat. Him and his friend (he isn't really sure what she is) Tiffany are really nice to Eggplant, but they forget about him a lot and go and do things that sound like fun while Eggplant is playing. Papa Flynn doesn't seem to like him much, though.
"You sure do look good in that. You'd look better with it off, though~ ♥"
(Tiffany's Friend-with-Benefits)
Tiffany, if anything, is Bucket's closest friend (maybe more than a friend, even). While he isn't exactly keen on spending money normally, he doesn't mind spending it on Tiffany, even for non-sexual purposes, like indulging her sweet tooth or helping her pay for a dress she likes. That being said, he also enjoys her presence in less... SFW environments. He's got plenty of contacts as well, so when she needs clients or drugs, well... he's got her covered for the most part.
He's got a damn good stash of drugs, even if I don't do them a whole lot. Have to keep up a pretty look for my clientele, you know? He's really relaxed (especially when he's higher than a kite) and pretty fun to...hang out with... (; I dye my fur all sorts of bright colors because he likes how they look on me when he's out of it, and in return, I get some nice little perks. Heh...'perks'. More like one big perk.