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roppongi-san, he/him
real name unknown. usually seen in the roppongi area, hence nicknamed "roppongi-san". enrolled in pi high school, working as a salesman. somehow passes all his classes and gets top-marks despite having never seen to be studying or doing any schoolwork. a bit of an urban legend, known to "terrorise" the neighbourhood by intimidating them all night outside their doors to buy his product. other shop sellers joke about "ahh, buy our product, or we shall go roppongi-san on you!" because he's so infamous for talking his customers to death to buy his products. so successfull that his employer had to upgrade their tax bracket. there's no such thing as free time or friends or dating. only salesman. he works day and night. he cannot be saved. you will be his next target and by god you will buy his product, lest you suffer the wrath of roppongi-san. he has a "night mode" because he never really sleeps so he just terrorizes everyone trying to sell a flat screen tv in his uniform and bunny sandals.
a word from his former employers:
dear future employer,
we're not sure what to describe this man as. we don't even know if his real name is roppongi, we just overheard someone calling him roppongi-san and we stuck with it. we run a sales company that promotes different items to other customers. don't get us wrong, he is a brilliant salesman, but we're not sure how he is wired. he's a great salesman - so great that we're actually worried sometimes. we've had complaints of numerous neighbourhoods reporting Roppongi-san standing outside houses and refusing to leave until they bought his product. he's so successful that we actually had to upgrade our tax bracket a few times. he will talk to his customers to death until they bought his product - his record is 47 hours... and that's the one we know of. he's never had a customer turn down his product, although that might be because they're so afraid of him or his hours-long talks just made them give up and buy them. once he starts talking, he will not stop. we all in the company collectively fear this man, not because he has any ill intent, but we all had to adopt a silence policy because once you start talking to him, he. will. not. stop. if you are some sort of company, school or organization, please don't be fooled by this man enrolling in your syndicate. he is only there to sell things. please, just take him away from us, we can't handle him any longer.
