Avocado

Av is a big piece of shit who wears rat skin double coats and somehow looks good in a ballgown despite looking like they could probably swallow a door

They somehow have the ability to always look a different gender than you thought they were, always have a different accent than you thought, and always manage to pass as anything they want, just in a massive, bulky way. They make rat fur look good >:Y

also like i guess they're going crazy lately bc of chasing dream monsters and doing drugs