Saturn

Minor character in Trashland, humanised and re-purposed Star Guys character.

• unknown age
• 5'0"
• nobody knows where he's from, not even the specific dimension. he just showed up one day
• all anyone knows is that he says he was born in a box
• also sleeps in a box, like Garfield
• nobody knows what his face looks like under the cow skull
• speaks in 1337speak - out loud, in real life
• pretty much doesn't dislike anything except windows vista
• defies physics sometimes
• knows a lot of useful things but never utilises his information
• believes the correct way to wear a tie is around your head
• made of noodles