Philander Schmitt

Minor character in Trashland, humanised and re-purposed Star Guys character.

• default age is 28
• 6'0"
• born in Washington state and lived his whole life in the Pacific Northwest before being recruited for the Platinum Army
• Jewish
• very into music, created his own job which is archiving music records for Sanctuary
• plays guitar primarily, also plays bass, piano, violin and triangle.
• always has weed on hand
• loves cats, especially black cats
• also likes to just hang out in the woods
• tries to be optimistic and upbeat at all times (not always possible when your best friend is someone as exhausting as Judd)
• takes Shabbos very seriously. he will do absolutely nothing even resembling work for the whole day
• can be very nosy at times
• had his fish shapes guitar custom made for him, and then a year later realised it could've been so much better if it was a bass shaped like a bass.
• likes to have all his possessions be black/white/grey, will make the exception for the occasional rainbow thing however
• gay, and also raised by lesbian moms
• still uses cassettes and 8 tracks
• owns THOUSANDS of vinyl records
• accidentally crossed the border into Canada once and claimed he saw a bigfoot
• and another several times, he himself was mistaken for "batsquash" and several other cryptids