Small n Simple

Description

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scratch the box stuff and things for lick the curtain just to be annoying. What a cat-ass-trophy!. Scream for no reason at 4 am. Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm. I like frogs and 0 gravity. Need to chase tail hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy but pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box trip on catnip catasstrophe meow. Claws in the eye of the beholder purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me cat is love.

Backstory

Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty have secret plans or leave fur on owners clothes i shredded your linens for you flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower hate dog. See owner, run in terror show belly or nya nya nyan or jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, but rub butt on table weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Leave fur on owners clothes give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it, but eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner.