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Name: Network
Age: God only knows
Gender: Female (she/her)
Sexuality: Lesbian
Height: 8"5
Species: Cybertronian/Transformer
DnD Alignment: Neutral Evil
Weapon: None (Twitter burns)
Occupation: Public Representation/Social Media Manager
A rather friendly Decepticon with a rather... interesting alt mode. Network's transformation of choice is a barbie car, and she will NOT hesitate to run you over with it. However, given the chance, she prefers to fight with words than fisticuffs (totally not because she's a pussy). ...More specifically, she'd rather roast you on Decepticon twitter than get her ass beat.
Network's cheeky, and more than a little selfish, but she's good at what she does - and that's making internet memes. There's one reason she's still allowed in the Decepticon base, and it's because she's pretty much their entire Public Rep team. Network makes propaganda memes for the Decepticon cause, often roasting autobots and making the decepticons seem cooler and more moral than they truly are.
She's much cooler and more liked on the internet than in real life, and she hides one crucial fact from her follower base - she's a minibot. This doesn't play out for her very well in the real world, and she tends to get walked all over by her fellow decepticons. Sometimes Network wonders why she's still here. But with nowhere else to go and crippling laziness, she stays, continuing to make memes on the internet for the public's morale.
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