Jotel

Excerpt from the Illurion Crewmaster Rulebook:

1. Jotel isn't allowed to damage furniture.
2. Jotel isn't allowed to step on other crew members because "they were in the way".
3. Jotel cannot declare war on foreign vessels or worlds without a superior's authorization.
4. Jotel isn't allowed to punch the hull of the station like a percussion instrument. Permanent damage has been reported.
5. Jotel isn't allowed to change to another sleeping chamber without first rising a formal written request to the current Commanding Officer at the station.
6. Jotel is especially not allowed to change to an already inhabited sleeping chamber.
7. Jotel isn't allowed to have contact with pure mineral rocks while inside the station.
8. Jotel isn't allowed to submerge in pure water.
9. Jotel isn't allowed to submerge his body in pure petrol oil.
10. Jotel isn't allowed to forcefully open the docking bay because "the air was getting stale".
11. Jotel cannot ask for any more than two full course meals per standard local day or 30 standard hours, whichever takes longer.
12. Jotel isn't allowed to eat outside of his sleeping chamber.
13. Jotel isn't allowed to challenge other crew members into an arm-wrestling match.
14. Jotel isn't allowed to bench press other crew members "to test his skills".
    1. Neither Jotel nor Fuda are allowed to wrestle while inside the Illurion installations.
15. Jotel isn't allowed to practice sanctioned surgery on any non-Prismangel crew member.
    1. Jotel isn't allowed to practice sanctioned surgery on any intelligent life form.
       1. Jotel isn't allowed to practice surgery under any circumstances.
16. Jotel isn't allowed to delete personal or official files from another crew member's electronic devices to install "far more important stuff".
17. All crew members are expected to refer to their self in the first person when writing formal documentation, regardless of context or native language. This applies to Jotel too.
18. Jotel isn't allowed to "dab" in response to a direct order.
19. Jotel isn't allowed to step into the bridge.