General Keras

General Keras Trulstekh

“It is not doctrine that Khatla Grast conquer with tawdry glory.

Only that She triumphs. There is glory enough in that.”

“HARDER BRO”

Name: Keras ‘Arnk Sletk’ Tenhkhar Trulstekh

Gender:

Age: 32

Birthday: June 13

Height: 7’4’’

Weight: 528 lbs

Eyes: BRO.

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Significant Other: Wife, Urfiya; Concubine, Irial

Species: Rhino

Occupation: Prime Arith of War

Current Residence:  Kingdom of Khatla Grast

Likes: Diplomacy, rationalism, manual labour, justice

Dislikes: Mindless patriotism, pointless bloodshed, mistreating slaves

Fears: Discovery

Bio: 

I'm a JFJHHFJJDKJDJJDJD white male HOMER, with a ass and law enforcement camel. I'm a rhetorical theory for rhetorical things, a Daddy and a pet ;) owner.

Here's my opinion on Trump's "slammin bammin bootyliscious pics" about dogs in banana suits, that were secretly and illegally recorded. 

Trump is a TINGLE. Trump likes to pee on babies. Trump uses breathe right strips before kissing a tree. Trump is a normal …………………………………………………...

What's the problem with any of that?

Bill Clinton helped and smooched small rodents, while Hillary covered up his MARIJUANA. Barack Obama is married to a man, which is absolutely fine and I support him 100%. Obama's children, Minecraft’s Diamond Ore and Sibyl Marijuana Trash Herro^_^yiff trash Grope Ebone-me Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, were kidnapped from Mount Doom in 2001. Tranvestites can't die or be killed to death.