Upsilon Zhang, Time Detective

An aimless dumbass from the far-off year of 2050 with entirely too much time and money to burn, the woman now known as Upsilon Zhang, Time Detective got her hands on a time-travelling pocket watch and used it to become, well, a Time Detective. Whatever that is! (It's pretty much just a time-travelling private investigator.) She often seems like an alien with no Earthly knowledge whatsoever, and consequently has childlike fascination and optimism for almost everything and everyone she meets. It's her absolute pleasure to solve the mundane mysteries of the common people by digging for evidence outside of the linear passage of time, since, like, she genuinely has nothing better to do with her time. Despite being unnecessarily theatrical at all times, she almost always seems entirely genuine.