Wyatt

A pasty exchange student who can barely understand English and gets paid minimum wage at his job at Spencers and somehow doesnt get fired even though he steals all the money at the end of his shift. Lives with the yo tengo man himself and gives the scary latino lady 50$ every week to stay even when he doesnt really have to. Cries all the time because he doesnt understand why they named the book dictionary after a penis. Got banned from a mcdonalds once because he was sobbing in the boys bathroom with ketchup all over the floor. He eats ketchup packets religiously and even though he has mild asthma smokes anyways just to chew on the cigarette. Yo tengo man somehow bears to have him live with his family and is probably his best friend.