Zipper

Zipper

16 - Male - Electronoid

   HE DRINKS ENERGY DRINKS SO MUCH. HIS BLOOD IS AN ENERGY DRINK, HIS SWEAT IS AN ENERGY DRINK, HIS TEARS ARE ENERGY DRINKS AND ALSO HE RUNS AND TALKS WAY TOO FAST HELP HIM HE CAN'T SLOW DOWN ITS TOO MUCH HE HAS SO MUCH TO TELL YOU, WANNA BE FRIENDS? JNSFDFSFDSDFDSFKJ

   Translation:
This little alien boy was part of the program that introduced aliens into Charred Hallow, he is a new case of strange individuals showing the signs of being a charrioteer... He's quite chaotic but he can't help himself, he just can't slow down! Time moves a fraction of its real speed for him, so do forgive him if he speaks a little quickly.

   To take advantage of this, he signed up for a pizza delivery job. He makes a promise to deliver "Right On Time!" every time or else no tips are expected or taken! He has held true to this promise every single time-

   except that one time where the wind blew hard and knocked the pizza out of his hand? yeah he was one second late... he took it a little personally.