Suzy Hoffman

General Bio:

The Hoffman family has always been, for the most part, pretty wealthy. Travis (Suzy’s father) is a well-known lawyer who’s handled several cases. Margaret (Suzy’s mother) is an ex-porn star who has managed to erase every last trace of her alias since becoming pregnant with their daughter. Sticky, a pomeranian, is the family dog.

Travis is usually busy with work and almost never home. Margaret is literally too stupid to do anything on her own and spends most of her time getting drunk or high at the bar, or some days, at home. Suzy, truly, takes care of herself as best she can, because if she didn’t, she’d probably die. Neglectful as they are, she’s pretty spoiled and usually gets everything she wants, so, it's not all bad!

Personality:

South Park's resident Alpha Bitch and proud of it. If you don't want trouble, you don't mess with Suzy Hoffman.

Her intolerable negativity and overall apathetic look at everything makes her less than pleasant to be around, and as such, is a bit of a loner. But that's what happens when the other girls hate you and the boys are probably afraid of you. Or maybe its because you're still a girl, hate and spite and all.

Truly, she's quite lonely, thought she'd rather die than admit it. Deep, deep down past her cynicism is a sensitive and gentle girl who doesn't want anyone to feel the same way she does.

💖 Likes: the color pink, sweaters, animals (especially fluffy ones but all are good), reading, her phone (more or less obsessed with it), soda, money, anything "cute," gossip
❌ Dislikes: South Park, blind optimism, being home alone, literally anything or anyone who goes against her, Raisins, microtransactions

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