Me (Dirk Diggler)

explanation (how this happened);

• the mistake occurred when someone said my name incorrectly
• adopted this as my internet sona (THIS IS ME NOW!!)

• total ladies man and even a mans man (whatever the heck that is)
• loyal to a fault
• loves to eat ice cream and pizza despite being lactose intolerant, he will suffer for the delicious dairy
• probably has the handle SexyDinosaur

• One of those people who picked the joja route in stardew
• A total memer
• in one server his name is DarQuavius Johnson The Third
  
• likes:
  • finger guns
  • cosplay
  • dairy
• dislikes:
  • splinters
  • heights

CAN BE DRAWN IN EITHER OUTFIT