Evon McGuire

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Basics

Name Evon McGuire
Languages Common, Draconic
Age 27
Gender Male
Height 6'3"
Build Muscular
Race Human
Role Fighter

Description

Evon is dumb as a sack of rocks - at everything except money. In his agricultural village, he used to be treated as good for nothing, until he figured out that he could help people save money on their royal taxes. This went very well and he came to be respected by the townsfolk. However, the royal auditors, unhappy that Evon was not allowing them to take advantage of the locals anymore, convinced the king to put out a reward for Evon's head, forcing him to flee his village. Now, Evon wanders the countryside, taking life as it comes and helping the common people manage their money. Outside of the financial realm, he is naive, ditzy, and easy to fool. While generally unwilling to fight before trying everything else first, he will not hesitate to obliterate anyone who hurts or threatens his friends or family.

Relationships

Acts as an adopted father to Thambley, a young dwarf left orphaned after a vicious dragon attack. Currently adventuring as part of the same party as Tarron. Evon ultimately trusts him despite all signs not to, but doesn't agree with his stance on killing children (specifically Thambley).

Character

MBTI ENFP
Alignment Lawful good
Sign Aquarius
Enneagram Type 2
Flower/Plant Oak tree
Humour Phlegmatic

Preferences

Likes

  • Helping people
  • Hiking
  • Small towns
  • Beer
  • Tax forms

Dislikes

  • Greedy noblemen
  • Metal armor (it chafes)
  • Big cities
  • Undead (give him the creeps)
  • Wet socks

Trivia

  • Has a terrible sense of direction.
  • Has amazing constitution. Can survive almost anything.

Aesthetic

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Playlist

Reach - Matt Mulholland & The Steinbenders
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - Spamalot
Express Yourself - Charles Wright
Bull in a China Shop - Switchfoot
Death & Taxes - Daniel Caesar
Suddenly - Les Miserables OST >

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