Evon McGuire
ProbablyImpossible
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- 4 years, 6 months ago
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- ProbablyImpossible
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Basics
Description
Evon is dumb as a sack of rocks - at everything except money. In his agricultural village, he used to be treated as good for nothing, until he figured out that he could help people save money on their royal taxes. This went very well and he came to be respected by the townsfolk. However, the royal auditors, unhappy that Evon was not allowing them to take advantage of the locals anymore, convinced the king to put out a reward for Evon's head, forcing him to flee his village. Now, Evon wanders the countryside, taking life as it comes and helping the common people manage their money. Outside of the financial realm, he is naive, ditzy, and easy to fool. While generally unwilling to fight before trying everything else first, he will not hesitate to obliterate anyone who hurts or threatens his friends or family.
Relationships
Acts as an adopted father to Thambley, a young dwarf left orphaned after a vicious dragon attack. Currently adventuring as part of the same party as Tarron. Evon ultimately trusts him despite all signs not to, but doesn't agree with his stance on killing children (specifically Thambley).
Character
Preferences
Likes
- Helping people
- Hiking
- Small towns
- Beer
- Tax forms
Dislikes
- Greedy noblemen
- Metal armor (it chafes)
- Big cities
- Undead (give him the creeps)
- Wet socks
Trivia
- Has a terrible sense of direction.
- Has amazing constitution. Can survive almost anything.