Ted has lived around forests all his life. He loves nothing more than a quiet afternoon on the bank of a river, sipping a beer, with his rod in the water. He never kills what he catches however. His home is built near the river, and he has several pens full of Feesh and Trout for any midveiler who wants to take a friend home. Greg is his boyfriend, and they can often be seen chatting in the early morning over a coffee and holding hands.