Viktoria Prou's Links
Has crabs.
It does not speak well for him to be his most remarkable quality, but at least he has one. The crabs are Frederick and Horatio. Horatio has a good name, Frederick... I do not care so much for that one.
She's rather amusing, no?
Who else can you count on to die in a pool, only to get up again and pretend nothing ever happened? No one, that's who.
Viktoria!! She's really nice. And says I should get life insurance, but, shit, I don't want to get murdered!