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UwU

Description

A lazy dude who shit talks all day but can't defend himself for shit. He spends most of his time sleeping or drinking Dr. Pepper. He HATES exercise and would probably drop dead if he was ever in a situation that required that he ran for more than 2 minutes. He's very picky with his food and would rather starve than eat what he doesn't like.

He's very irritable, often getting angry over the smallest of things. He feels bad about people having to see that though so he tends to bottle everything up. He also gets jealous easily but he never does anything about it, bottling it up just like his anger. When he's not angry he usually just feels nothing. Not in an edgy boy way though, just neutral in his emotions.

He's not much of a people person. Loves to be alone when possible and prefers to just exist in the presence of others as they go about their day rather than interact with them. He's very apathetic and refuses to show that he cares about anything except his "pet" Cactus, Señor Pokey. He has a hard time connecting with other people, and when he does, he has a hard time maintaining that connection. He doesn't really bother going out of his way to meet people as he believes that they're all going to abandon him someday anyway. So really what's the point? He rarely has more than 1 or 2 close friends at a time because of this. However he is very protective and clingy to them even if he is VERY bad at showing it.