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HES SO GULLIBLE AHAHHAHAHA
OH GOODNESS I HAVENT LAUGHED TIS HARD IN YEARS..!
When I....get off.....t h i s i s l a n d.
It's a long and complex tale... I'm not even sure where we stand now... I'm sure you'd agree when I say it's not particularly positive.
One day...you will come to rest at my heel, Poseidon.
I'd have preferred other means of getting to know you. Its a bit rude to snatch someone up without their consent. Did you know that????
Such magnificence...Such beauty....Grace...The things we could do together. The STORIES we could tell! What are your favourite delicacies?? Might I take a gander at your legs? How does it feel to be on land? Oh do spill your thoughts to me my dearest....Let me know what goes on in that perfect mind of yours...