Bea Kiepler

Once upon a time there was a handsome goat man and a pretty dainty lady. The handsome goat man was married and had been for years, but the pretty dainty lady had a nice ass and he was helpless before her. He screwed her in his own house, knocked her up, ended up going through something of a messy divorce, and married her within a year. From this shitty union came Beacher, who was in for some bullshit.

Most of his older sisters were totally chill with him, but the eldest sister, Elaina, was basically the Biggest Bitch in the Universe for complicated reasons that'll be explained in her bio instead of his. They basically fought all the time (and still do), and it totally sucked. Because of this, Bea spent a lot of time wandering around outside getting into trouble. He thought he was a totally hardcore kid but he wasn't. Not even a little. He got beat up a lot.

Around the time he turned eight, his dad started mentoring a younger guy at the law firm he worked at. This guy had a son, another dainty named Dotty. Ya'll might know him. He and Bea were kind of pushed into friendship because they were both Young Boy Dainties so ofc they were gonna get along. Bea honestly thought Dotty was a snotty, whiny brat, but he got in trouble if he ditched him so he sort of dragged the poor kid around while he went to do delinquent stuff. Eventually he started to grow kinda fond of Dotty, even though he was a total idiot and usually kind of sticky, he always had candy and never snitched. He also really seemed to want to get married? Totally not good for Bea's street cred but really what can ya do.

Dotty was a great distraction from wanting to fight Elaina for a few years, but then his dad got a promotion and he moved away, presumably never to be seen again. Without anyone to really hang out with, Bea went back to delinquent bullshit and picking lots of fights. Shortly after that, his mom decided she was bored with his dad and divorced him, taking a whole bunch of money and leaving her children behind. This didn't do a lot to help Bea, and he got into some serious brawls at school. He ended up going to counseling, where it was suggested that he find something constructive to do with his time, help him work through his aggression. Somehow or another, his hobby hunting lead him to bees. He kept a little beehive in the back yard, and for once stopped trying to get into trouble all the time. Elaina tried to break it once but she got stung to hell and back and left it alone after that. From then on bees were Beacher's favorite thing in the world.

Got through high school just fine, and went to a local college for a business degree. His dad was busy supporting a metric fuckton of kids and still recovering from his last divorce, so he couldn't really help Bea out too much with college funds. He managed to get a few scholarships, but ultimately he needed to find a job. Using the magic that is the dainty body, he got a place at a strip club, where he met a certain corrupt politician turned crime boss, who took a shine to him. They had... a really shitty relationship actually it wasn't at all healthy Bea probably still has a few scars from that but it's cool because before he split with this guy he filched a whole bunch of money, enough to cover his last semester in college and get himself set up in a nice bee farm a little ways outside the city.

He started harvesting honey and opened up a little shop, this time with some help from his dad and some of his older sisters who all chipped in a little. Things were pretty uneventful for a while until wonder of all wonders who should turn up in the city but his old friend Dotty. He kind of figured that since they were both Adults now all that dumb little kid stuff would be behind them but oops they're totally into each other now and it's really pure and sweet and honestly Bea deserves something good because he's had a rough time and his sister is still a bitch.