WAFFLE THE WONDER WEASEL
bobzearth42
- Created
- 7 years, 7 months ago
- Creator
- bobzearth42
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- 2
Basic Info
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Name
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Incompatible with any universe.
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Nickname
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WAFFLE THE WONDER WEASEL
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Age
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Pick a number. Any number. Got one in your head? Good. Your guess was correct.
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Gender
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Constantly shifting and always consistent. Utterly meaningless and infinitely tangible. Beware its uppercut, for you shall surely be caught off guard.
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Birthday
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Gather every atom that originally formed the seven-hundred, thirty four-thousand, eight-hundred and tenth cell your body produced.
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Species
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A cat I guess? I mean not actually but that's the form she takes.
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Height
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Fill up a jar with jellybeans. Then, try to guess how many there are. If your guess was correct, set height to TRUE. If not, set height to FALSE. Do not count the jellybeans.
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Mass
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0
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Occupation
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"Chaos God" is a pretty fitting title.
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Likes
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Everything that is, was, and ever shall be.
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Dislikes
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Beings which could strike him down. Of course, considering how they're technically nonexistent, there's really nothing it can dislikes.
Profile
WAFFLE THE WONDER WEASEL is an entity that can never truly be described. "Existence" holds no meaning to her, as he is capable of bending, breaking, repairing, growing, transforming, and otherwise manipulating everything that is and is not. He has created and experienced everything all in a single instant.
something something it's 6 in the morning WAFFLE is god i don't have a ton of motivation to finish this at the moment
