Robin M. Kingsfield's Links
(You do your best to understand the slightly botched English written on the page)
"Communication is hard but I know how much you care by how you act. You're funny and very kind and I'm happy to call you family. Also, your hair is fun to braid."
(grabs her gently) 'You are the absolute sweetest please never chanGE'
"BUT MUUUUUMMMM-"
"I don't want to hear it. Please stop talking to your imaginary friend-"
(speaks in Spanish when they get in an argument so he gets even more pissed off)
frick you you fricking frick