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 |  Knock KnockWho's there? I'm there Knock Knock is a helpless romantic, he has had several girlfriends in the past, but they all dumped him for being "Needy" "Clingy" "Insanely jealous" And "Deranged" He is a master at love letters and quite the poet. He works as a mailman; he's had this job since he was a junior. After girlfriend number 745 said "No living girl would ever date him," he started to contact the dead. Well, he's a bit nervous about contacting the dead because of his body count. But there's gotta be SOME girl on the "other side" Or, as he would call it, a long-distance relationship. |  |
 | Trivia After contacting the dead, he got in touch with Dixie, where she asked him if he would like to die in order to join her undead baseball team. He didn't hear her and cut her off mid-sentence while she was speaking, and agreed instantly to whatever she had to offer. Him being such a supreme gentleman to a lady, after all. She thanked him as his cheeks began to burn and swell with passion, and she took his head off with one swipe of her scythe. Dixie may have made a mistake with this one because now she's stuck with him forever. So need a cute girl |  |
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