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His name is Kelly. He’s agoraphobic and lives in a beach house while vicariously living through and visiting people in dreams. He makes money by publishing dream theory books to new age crowds and doing dream therapy sessions online. His hair constantly is producing dream sand. It gets everywhere, but does dissipate over a few minutes.
When he needs to knock someone out he just runs his hands through his hair and flicks it at people. He also thinks he’s anthropophobic (fear of meeting new people) but he isn’t. He just is anti-social. He likes candy cigarettes and smokes an electronic one. He also has a creepy room full of teddy bears. They’re his friends, shut up. He knows they aren’t real, but if he gets rid of them he knows they’ll die.
They can’t take care of themselves.
