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My BEEEEEST friend! Let's me get away with ANYTHING, and NEVER snitches..! It's not like he DOESN'T know, but he REAAALLY didn't like that fur coat I gifted him...
I'm trying really hard NOT to think about her, okay? We've known each other for a long time, and... It's not MY responsibility to manage what other people do. I didn't sign up to babysit grown adults. You don't like their behavior? TAKE IT UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
SO gorgeous !!! I've never seen such luxurious fur. I'd ask what shampoo he uses... But I have a more DIRECT approach in mind.
Little weird, but whatever! I don't judge, man. Keep seeing them eyeball me, looking kinda jealous. Maybe I should try talking to him to see what's up?
SOME people refuse to try and comprehend what they DON'T UNDERSTAND. You and your shiny carapace are just jealous of the REAL beauty of flesh and blood and fur. I bet if I cracked you open you'd stop COMPLAINING so much about me.
I've requested to have my cubicle moved elsewhere, but Willis hasn't bothered to read my emails... I'm sick of feeling their eyes on the back of my head.