Piss

Hire this man. 

His name's Piss and he's da pebguib and your new problematic fave. Why yes he wears crocs! He's the type of guy who would treat you to dinner then take you to see sonic the hedgehog afterwards. 

He's what you might call a mascot, for a discord.... It's not much but hey at least he's the mascot of something unlike a certain weirdly named mascot fox. Oh yeah before I forget he absolutely loves the tv show that you dislike and dislikes the character you like and all that jazz. I think you're starting to get the idea here. Also I'm not very good at being funny so... I'll stop writing this now.