January Hayes

Quick notes:

• lives alone in space
• severe depression
• perpetually sleep-deprived
• learned everything she knows from instruction manuals and edutainment videos

Top five Schoolhouse Rock! songs: Verb: That’s What’s Happening*, Interplanet Janet, Do The Circulation, The Good Eleven, Elbow Room

Jan always knew she’d grow up to be lonely, but she had no idea it would be this bad. The surviving inhabitant of a derelict space station, she’s lived about a hundred years past her expiration date (so to speak) by sleeping in the last working emergency stasis pod. When she isn’t performing maintenance on her home, she’s either eating hydroponically grown potatoes or running from her intrusive thoughts on a treadmill.