Evan

● Evan Garixton -- Bitchbaby™     

○ Gender: Cis Male     ○ Age: 24     ○ Hair: Black     ○ Eyes: Blue     ○ Height: 5'11"     ○ Weight: 180 lbs     ○ Sexuality: Gay???     ○ Species: Human

● Additional Info

I have no idea in what universe this man's story is set in oops. Okay I guess there's space. And aliens. 

● Family

○ Mother: Bad bitch. Mess with fam and she'll eviscerate you. Some sort of legal intergalactic caseworker or smth. Eats aliens for breakfast.    

○ Father: Deceased. Made a living dealing with electronics. Died before Evan was born. Probably got eaten by an alien.     

○ Elder Brother: Probably the breadwinner of the family. Most likely sells alien organs on the black market. Probably Raphael.    

○ Younger Sister: Deceased. Died at a young age. Probably got stepped on by an alien. 

● Story

Evan is an anxiety-ridden sweaty dude that's scared of everything and is an actual badass like...sometimes. He lives with and was raised by his mom and brother somewhere in space probably. Growing up, he learned the importance of self-defense cuz like....space is dangerous yo. His mother taught him kickboxing, meditation, and various forms of MMA. Meanwhile, his brother taught him streetfighting (aka how to fight dirty cuz screw formalities this is motherfucking space probably) and how to use weapons in close-up combat. Evan is pretty intelligent (and hot but we'll get to that later) and has a knack for computers, which his mom says he got from his father. Upon graduating space school or whatever, he went into Special Forces to be scary and put his wicked skillz to use and beat the shit out of some people (and probably aliens). He likes using martial arts to fight best, and his favorite weapon when he chooses to use them are staffs (particularly the three-section staff that his mother gifted to him on some special occasion).

Okay, I know this guy seems like a total badass - and he is—but he isn't. The only time this guy shows any ounce of bravery is when he's fighting. Other than that, he actively tries to avoid his own shadow, and is constantly on the verge of a mental meltdown. Like, always. His large physique intimidates people and scares them off, which makes him sad even though he's too afraid to talk to them anyway. He's only comfortable around his family and people he's known for a very long time. He hasn't had any romantic interests because wowie looking at people is scary. I'll probably have to change that because ohohohoho heavy winking. And.....I'll probably just make him gay cuz I don't think I have a single straight character. Oh and he's hot. Nice yaoi bod. So...yeah. Also stop making this poor man wear contacts when he's working. They kill his eyes. Let him deal with his 23rd pair of broken glasses, he can see better with them anyway, smh.