Carter Cannoli's Links
"What? You getting the strings huh? Bitch?? Little bitch boy?!"
Hope that ratatoing money is doing you good.
"The hell are you fuckin' talkin' about where are your parents?!"
Yo canolli why you sniffin ass?!
"I think I can find some time in my schedule for that."
Happy to show you around the 2-District some more once you have time!
"No? Fuck? You just called me 7 slurs in succession!"
You ever tried mac n cheese raw?
"Squash, it's a hamster cage not a luxury condo. What are you possibly paying for? Wood chips?! Seriously, I don't underst--OH!"
Oh boss... I don't think I can fill on payment for my hamster cage this month oooOOOOooo I'm going to have to pay in favours, OHH noooOOOOooo
"Eh, stayin' in one place makes me antsy, I just gotta be doin' somethin' you know? But, uh, I appreciate your concern regardless."
You would really benefit from relaxing every once in a while, boss. Seriously, I worry about you some times...
"Wait, you can violate all kinds of laws of nature and God, but copyright is where you draw the line??"
I've invented just the thing! Not an -inator for copyright reasons though!
"Hey, quit sending me memos, alright?? I got 'em the first time. I'm fine with this district stuff, but I ain't wasting my time with extracurriculars. I thought this was supposed to be a business!"
Did you get my memo that i decided you're going to play some tennis later today? It'll be fun! Go outside! Touch grass!
"Hey, so um... I was wondering if you could put some of my flower blooming flipbooks in your shop. Not for money or anything, I just thought it would be nice if people saw....Nah, forget I said anything."
Don't be afraid to put your work out there, Carter! You're so talented, people will love to see what you can create!