Voskov Trogon

NICKNAME: Vos
BIRTHDAY: Dec. 13th
ZODIAC: Sagittarius
OCCUPATION: Candle maker.
SPECIES: Alternian Troll
GENDER: Male (He/Him)
SIGNIFICANT OTHER:
Matesprit: Izandi
FAMILY: Hamster dad lusus (Deceased)
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: He's 6', and not particularly muscular. He has relatively flat hair and horns that stick out from behind his ears. He wears a black t-shirt that bears his sign - Fehu - and blue jeans that are well worn. He wears brown gloves to protect his hands from the hot wax and Generic Sneakers. Occasionally wears an apron. His hands are covered in burn scars from dumb accidents. Sometimes wears black, rectangular glasses but prefers contacts. Wears a beanie on bad hair days.
PERSONALITY: In a word, obnoxious. In many words, he is difficult to be around and get to know on a personal level. He is easily distracted, unless you get him to talk about Star Trek, then he will give you a beat-by-beat description of his favorite episodes and why, along with an in-depth analysis of all the homoerotic moments in them. His other passions are rhythm games, candle making, and miniature versions of things. He holds grudges for a very long time and he’s more than happy to bitch about them to anyone other than the actual person involved. In the same vein, if you do something nice for him, he'll remember it forever and repay the favor when he can. Then, once you're close, he's easier to talk to but he might get clingy.
FANDOM: Homestuck
SEXUALITY: Gay
VOICE: Slight Russian-sounding accent.
SETTING: His hive is in a small village, on top of his candle shop.
BACK STORY: He was raised by a hamster lusus, who required him to kill trolls to feed to him every so often. Around 6 sweeps, though, a larger lusus ate his lusus as he watched in horror. This made him wonder if he ought to eat his own kind too, in order to survive. Since he was already used to killing, he continued, only less often, and ate the bodies for himself. He couldn't afford good food from shops anyways, since all he ever did to earn money was sell candles.
ONGOING STORY: He still works at his candle store. He doesn't have much going on.
LIKES/DISLIKES:
Likes: Candles, rodents, troll meat - particularly legs, fire, long walks on the beach at sunset, Star Trek, Tiny Kitchen videos, Star Wars, Capri Sun.
Dislikes: Complete silence, but also too much noise, wearing his glasses, being ignored, Doctor Who, almonds, most vegetables.
STRENGTHS/WEAKNESSES:
Strengths: Good at carving things - mostly candles, strong-willed, physically strong due to caste and hunting, good at ignoring strangers.
Weaknesses: Doesn't hold back if provoked, cannot sing for his life, horns are often used as coat hangers, freaks out when confused or overwhelmed, not great at emotions.
EXTRA
God Tier: Rogue of Space
FAVORITE COLOR? Blue
DOES YOUR CHARACTER COLLECT ANYTHING? Candles, Rubix cubes.
ALLERGIES? Almonds
KIND OF CLOTHING? T-Shirts, jackets, apron, jeans, sneakers.
FAVORITE ANIMAL? Hamster
WHAT ELEMENT WOULD THEY BE? Fire
THEME SONG? Playlist.
ALIGNMENT? Neutral evil.
DEADLY SIN THAT BEST REPRESENTS THEM? Gluttony.
WHICH ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE? Hamster
SOCIOECONOMIC LEVEL? Upper middle class.
BLOOD TYPE? Cerulean.
HOBBIES? Candlemaking, watching Star Trek, kazoo, rubix cubes, puzzle games, rhythm games, miniatures.
SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS? He can make dubstep noises with his MOUTH.
PATIENCE LEVEL? On a scale of 1-10, 6.
REGRETS? Oh You Know.
FAVORITE PLACE? Troll iHop
FAVORITE FOODS? Leg Meat, peanuts, plums, fried rice.
FAVORITE BOOK? He reads the novel versions of Star Trek.
DREAM PLACE TO LIVE? Somewhere bigger.
MODE OF TRANSPORTATION? Walking.
WEAPON: Carving knife and candlestick
SMELLS LIKE? Lemon zest and wax.
HOW DO THEY FEEL ABOUT LOVE? He doesn't trust like that.
QUOTE / CATCHPHRASE: "Capri Sun Strawberry Kiwi Roarin' Waters."
LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? Green.
WHERE THEY LIVE NOW? In a hive over a candle shop.
MAKES A LIVING BY? Making and selling candles.
FEARS OR PHOBIAS? Afraid of being found out, but not THAT afraid. Terrified of death. Not a huge fan of seadwellers. Afraid he's being too annoying (When it comes to people that matter, anyways.)
MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO? Dubstep, electronica, Star Trek and Star Wars soundtrack.
BAD HABITS? Setting things on fire.
WHAT TURNS THEM ON? Waxplay, dirty talk, basic bdsm shit.
WHAT TURNS THEM OFF? People being too serious about sex.
PET PEEVES? People who judge his love of Capri Sun.
PERSONAL PROBLEMS? Really Hungry a lot.
RANDOM FACT! Can drink and entire Capri Sun in one Succ.
OUTLOOK ON LIFE? It's going ok.
WHAT OR WHO INSPIRED YOU TO CREATE THEM? I wanted to make a well-made cannibal to spite someone who made a really annoying cannibal.
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THEIR LIFE: Izandi
WHEN DID YOU CREATE THIS CHARACTER? May 24th, 2016.
WHAT WAS YOUR CHARACTER LIKE AS A CHILD? A lot nicer.
WHAT (IF THEY CAN) DOES YOUR CHARACTER EAT? Troll meat, nuts, anything except vegetables, really.
WHAT IS SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE ASSUME ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER? That he's a nerd. >:( (he is)
NERVOUS HABITS? Nail picking. Constantly wears gloves to prevent this.
ADDICTIONS? Capri Sun Strawberry Kiwi Roarin' Waters
WEARS JEWELRY? No.
HAVE THEY EVER WANTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE? Yeah.
CLOSE FRIENDS? Sapani, Izandi.
AS A CHILD, WHAT DID THEY WANT TO BE WHEN THEY GREW UP? Not this.
FIRST KISS? (WHEN AND WITH WHOM) A boy he really liked when he was 7.
VIEWS ON GAMBLING, LYING, KILLING, ETC...? Doesn't gamble, lies sometimes, has killed many people, does an alcohol now and then.
DO THEY STAND UP FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN? Yeah sure why not.
HOW MUCH DO THEY VALUE MONEY? A lot.
WHAT'S THEIR ONE BIG KINK? Waxplay (: (also choking)
PASSIVE, AGGRESSIVE, OR DEFENSIVE? Passive.
CAT OR DOG PERSON? Hamster
SWORN ENEMY? He's not cool enough to have an enemy.
RANCH OR ITALIAN DRESSING? Ew.
IS THEIR NAME A PUN OF ANYTHING? It means "waxy" and "eater." He doesn't eat wax but. Y'know.
ANYONE THEY REALLY HATE? Whoever's lusus ate his lusus.
MOST TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE? When his lusus got eaten alive.
WHAT BRINGS THEM THE MOST JOY? Making candles while listening to sci-fi audiobooks
ARE THEY TICKLISH? Very.
DO THEY PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Harmonica and kazoo. Also he's a living dubstep machine.
NICKNAME(S)? Vos, V'Kov.
IF THEY COULD HAVE ONE THING IN THE WORLD? Stability.
WOULD THEY DARE KILL SOMEONE? He already has.
BODY MODIFICATIONS? Used to have a lip ring, but it's gone.
CAN THEY SPEAK ANY ACCENTS? He sounds like he's Russian and can mimic other people's accents pretty well.