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Stop looking at me, I LITERALLY don't fucking care. Fuck off. I am NOT participating in whatever debauchery you call a dayjob- I've got more important shit to do.
Elijah is FASCINATING- simply fascinating! He's a marvel even amongst his own species. His contributions have been absolutely crucial in my studies in understanding troll culture. In fact, he's pretty much the only troll who isn't sort of cagey! He's more than open to give me all the information I need, as I ask it.