Menace

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name
menace
species
lesser imp
pronouns
he/it/they
age
99
occupation
courier
height
5'5
orientation
gay
alignment
true neutral
theme
likes
  • weed
  • snacks
  • napping
  • fuzzy things
dislikes
  • humans
  • cold weather
  • working
  • loud noises
kindness
patience
resistance
integrity
charisma
intelligence
reliability

not much is known about menace, but that's probably because there isn't much to know. they're an incredibly lazy, sleazy, and hedonistic creature, having more in common with your average bodega cat than a human being. they're employed as a courier at a shady interdimensional delivery service, where they have the additional task of training new hire comma. [menace is equal parts mascot, sona, and his own thing. i like to keep him elastic and noncommittal enough to be multi-use.]

DETAILS, FUN FACTS


they live in a human-dense area, which is likely due to them having too many enemies/criminal charges elsewhere

they sleep in a large, ratty nest of collected animal fur, fleece blankets, and faux-fur fabric

the black dots and rings on their face, hands, and tail are semi-permanent ink. they apply these in varying combinations as others fade away

they are bald and have no eyebrows, but can grow sparse body and facial hair

their weight fluctuates often (as is common with imps). they can go from chubby to gaunt in a matter of days

they have double mastectomy scars under their chest and no nipples

they are rarely seen wearing pants

their favorite color is green :^)

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COMMA

menace's beleaguered coworker and trainee. despite a rocky start, menace has grown to tolerate comma's company. they view him as uptight but has learned how to use his responsible nature to their advantage. as interdimensional couriers, the two share zany adventures, and are often associated together by their shared acquaintances despite the two barely being friends. occasionally menace will attempt to mentor comma on the ways of the supernatural world (to minimal success).

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BERTIE

menace's ex and longtime roommate. they are extremely comfortable around eachother and spend most of their free time relaxing together in their apartment, although it can quickly get boring with no one else around.

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ANGELICA

menace's trusty steed, a dimension-hopping tiger. she has more of an equal relationship with menace than that of a pet/owner, since she's capable of taking care of her own needs. menace relies on her for transportation, and would likely not have his job if it were not for her powers. the true extent of her magic abilities are unknown.

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