Birch

Birch Beevar

Sarcastic, Snarky, Self-deprecating, Bitter, Means Well

A college dropout who was originally studying woodworking, Birch is a stoic dude who lives with his best friend. Often carrying a cynical view on life, Birch attempts to protect others with his outlooks and depressing morals to show them the 'harsh reality that life is'. Unemployed, but does odd jobs to help pay for rent. Often cracks jokes about his last name, and can be seen either getting high, eating apple chips, or being with his boyfriend when he's not with his best friend. Commonly visits his old campus to see what antics his classmates are getting into. Has a thing for electric shocks, as he believes they'll make him smarter.