Blair got their position at the academy many years ago, fresh out of Marble Hills University, as a starry-eyed new lawyer, ready to practice magical law.

A lot of time (and Blair as well, from pure stress) has passed since then, and the sheer amount of lawsuits they have had to deal with is astonishing... Turns out that magic is dangerous! And stuff like the angry lesbian deer, and the zombie plants in the woods is not helping either! There is so much paperwork... So many angry parents...

ALL

THE

TIME!!!

They've not left their office in years, and are almost constantly working, except for the occasional smoke-break they allow themselves every now and then... They can't rest before they finish their work, but there is just always more work...

They really need a break, man...