Creme Puff

Dadjoke-Ness

Info


Created
7 years, 5 months ago
Creator
Sno-berry
Favorites
5

Basic Info


Name

Creme Puff

Gender

Genderfluid

Orientation

Gay AF

Age

22

Species

Wolf / Zebra hybrid

Profile


Only looks innocent. 

Dresses nicely, is a flaming lesbian, always wants to touch the butt. 

Owns 27 dildos, all from baddragon

Likes kpop, legos, bad fantasy romance novels (except twilight), gardening, and knitting
Dislikes when stuff is sticky, fake flowers in restaurants, and the noise when teeth hit silverware

Smells like black currant and cherry blossoms from her private orchard.

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Born in Wisconsin, next to a cheese factory. Supports the Packers, but doesn't watch football. Her parents divorced when she was 16, and her mom moved to Texas to live with some relatives. Dad owns his own farm and makes his own cheese.

Dad built her a separate house on the property with a private orchard and garden, so that he wouldn't intrude if she brought home lovers.

Creme grew up mostly homeschooled, so she's already finished college and has a master's degree. Now she works as a substitute teacher for the local school district, and teaches math and English to adults in the evenings. 

Owns 258 bad romance novels that she's picked up from various Rite Aids and yard sales.

Owns over 700 other assorted books.

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Makes her own soap and essential oil. Reportedly has a massage oil guaranteed to make you melt. Soap may possess magical qualities to make your fur silky smooth. Approach with caution.

 

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Feet are hooves, hands are paws

Tail is pure elegant hair, brushed at least twice each day

Head hair is overly elegant and soft, also brushed multiple times a day