Aspasia "Asa" Oraphim

renowned spiritual teacher, author of many bestselling books, healer, intuitive, enteurpretuer and ex-model.

Mixes lots of new-age spiritualism, crystals, reiki and meditation with the idea of starseeds. Buys into a few of the conspiracies, health-wise especially. Absolutely peddles some supplements and has her own brand of alkaline, crystal-charged water. Very modern, has daily tiktoks, maybe a weekly podcast, livestreams and private sessions, attends cons, and a very pricy opportunity to become her student. Some misc online classes.

She's very confident and charming, though oblivious and a little self-deluded as well. Thinks she has a 'duty' to spread her message and teach others, though really it just makes her really judgy and give lots of unsolicited advice. Always has an air of superiority when she thinks of herself. But ofc shes v zen and good vibey and positive and just,,, such clean vibrations you guys. Her frequencies r resonating on like the 12th dimension.

Anyway, join her cult ;)

(Idk I just wanted to make a totally irredeemable bastard. And I listen to a lot of pseudoscience debunking shows...)