Bonnie

Spacelog 000-1
Greetings humanoids from Earth 5. My name's Bonnie Strevinstein, I am a colonist of the planet Mars-II. Incoming is a datalog of me acting as security officer for Trobin, the lazy mongrel.
I am contacting you to ask how many earth years have passed since I left your planet in 2005? Up here time is seemingly moving differently. It's unknown if that is due to the wibbly wobbly or the timey wimey stuff. Is Mean Girls still a thing? I look forward to seeing your logs. Over and out, Bonnie.