Hal Spitz

Personal fave, never for trade, not available for rp unless with friends. 6 billion AUs and counting

mixed asian/white

American

LA born and raised

Man eater

bf is Murray

Personality

Honestly not very nice, dry and sarcastic. Despite low self esteem, holds himself above others. Puts himself before others as a coping mechanism, but will do anything for his friends, even if he really shouldn't. Is neutral or indifferent about issues or people that don't involve him, but has trouble finding middle ground when theres something he feels strongly about, adopting a 'black or white' veiw of things. Hot tempered, he can and will fly off the handle and go into a frenzy when he gets angry. Will usually regret it afterwards. Will defend his friends to the death and often gets into fights unnecessarily when he feels that him or his friends are being threatened. Flippant when it comes to morals. Very distant from people, but becomes extremely attached when he becomes close. Not open about his life of feelings but will overshare for shock value to drive off people he doesn't like. Feels responsible and a need to protect his friends and family. Surprisingly understanding about complex feelings, a good person to go to if you are close with him. Hopeless romantic, loves to make his S/O feel like a million bucks. Loves to spend time with his S/O or other friends doing fun and exciting activities, but completely dislikes the company of strangers who try to interrupt personal time with friends.

Habits

• wakes up early, sleeps late, naps periodically. Like a cat, can sleep anywhere
• while he's awake he often gets antsy when he isnt doing anything, unless hes sitting to recover from social crap
• works out a lot, not for his health but because he has dysphoria/dysmorphia (doesnt really get sick often but boy he smokes a lot). Isn't actually that into fit guys lol
• he loves to shower and bathe but hes also terrible and doesn't shower enough, so he smells
• low self esteem, but will defend what little of it he has to the death
• if u insult his masculinity he will probably go berserk
• "prove it" is a dangerous thing to say to him

Likes

• horror movies and games: heavy gore, psychological horror, no jumpscares.
• anime is good, 80s-90s anime is good
• rpg, fps games. Gotta be realistic.
• one off weird games. Indie games.
• nearly raw or just raw red meat and seafood.
• good salads. Not that shitty mixed green stuff with cucumbers.
• smoking, drinking, drugs (bad, but rly only smokes on a daily basis)
• django django is his fave band probably
• some athletics and sports. Likes running. Mostly just like working out
• loves to shower and bathe
• swimming is fun, but only in lakes, rivers or other bodies of fresh water. Tropical ocean beaches r ok
• fruits are great, his favourite is pink guava.
• evening, night time in general, even though he always gets up pretty early
• cooking
• SILENCE!!
• MURRAY!!!
• reading?? sometimes
• reptiles and birds. Animals in general besides anything that comes from the ocean.
• Forests, or other green areas, but not a fan of rural living.
• cities, the only place he can live
• porn!!

Hates

• mmos, high fantasy, middle ages fantasy, most fantasy things tbh. Magic is dumb.
• card games. Literally anything with cards. Collecting cards is dumb too.
• board games. BORING
• romantic comedies, and typically comedies in general
• sharks. Demons of the ocean!!!
• the ocean. He hates the beaches also, he doesn't like the sand or the salty smell or the sun
• fish are kinda dumb theyre only useful for eating…big fish are too big
• ironically he wants to be a social butterfly (sorta, he just wants people to like him) but then hates being around literally anyone. Except Murray. And maybe like 4 other people. His mom is good too.
• having an extremely busy day. Hal needs like at least 6 hours to sit and do nothing and recover from doing anything.
• being ignored, or being alone. He likes it for a little bit but then realises soon after that he hates it a lot.
• pizza……not a fan of pizza. It Is Too Much. Will eat it when its ordered but would literally eat anything else if he had a choice
• traffic, he gets road rage
• BAD FASHION!!! ITS SO EASY TO BE FASHIONABLE!!
• emo music?????? EMO/SCENE FASHION IN GENERAL yikes. New age goth fashion is gr8 tho.
• small spaces, small houses. Small living areas.
• food that has no spice or seasoning or flavour.
• starchy food kinda makes him sick.
• not really a fan of bread, strangely
• HATES WHITE RICE!! ENOUGH!! unless its in sushi
• greasy food, but burgers are amazing
• he secretly wears glasses but hates them……he wears contacts all the time but got lasik surgery as soon as he could
• authority
• dads

Food Preference

• not a fan of super sweet things, mild sweetness, mild/fresh pastries/cakes. Prefers coffee flavoured cakes and deserts
• not a huge fan of ice cream
• likes coffee black or with milk, no sugar. Likes milk, dairy and soy(unsweetened). Likes extra strong green tea/oolong, love asam tea with little sweetener. Loves bubble tea with little or no sugar.
• loves meat. in order: red meats, fish/sea food (oily, dislikes white fish), poultry. Raw or nearly raw meat is the fave, cured meats is second, deli meat is neutral or disliked (dislikes deli chicken or turkey)
• not a fan of bread, wont eat it unless there isn't anything else to eat. likes tougher bread, soft white bread is disliked. dislikes many other starchy things like chips or fries (however, sweet potato fries or extra crispy/skinny fries. Neutral about rice, typically wont make it for himself but will eat it when given or when the option to order it is available.
• not a fan of fruits if they are too sweet, but loves them otherwise, fave fruit are those that are tart and tropical. Passion fruit, mango (green), pineapple, guava (green, pink is fave funnily enough).

Other

• Anger Issues, would try and solve his problems with violent confrontation is possible
• insane libido, its not good
• feminine but also masculine body. Small breasts, broad shoulders+hips, thick thighs, but muscular/toned all over.