Problems the Clown

borzoi/monkey sparklewerewolf

they/it. shy and quiet in general, but rowdy and apeshit at parties. big pwetty eyeballs that are similar to those creepy little dolls with realistic eyes. can go hours without blinking. fur feels like cotton candy but they smell like decaying fruit and will probably make you tipsy if you hang around them too long. their horn can produce different colors of light

problems' name comes from its insatiable appetite. can and will eat anything that moves. they like sweet things but living things are a close second. problems isnt feral, but if they dont keep up with their stomach they'll have a hard time controlling their urge to rip your face off and suck the meat off your bones